K'Nuckles and Candy Wife. No of course not. House and Wilson. The end. You can rub Cuddy on House all you want, it's never going to take. Also, just stop trying to throw Cameron at him every few months to shake things up. Jesus.

Obviously I used to have OTPs all over the place in Heroes but uh. Yeah, I'm over that. *buries bad fandom memories in a shallow grave*

I got an email from my bank yesterday, to warn me OMG YOU'RE ALMOST OUT OF MONEY, WE MOVED SOME OVER FROM SAVINGS SO IT'S ALL GOOD IN THE HOOD. After I'd already transferred funds the day before. Sure. You're on the ball guys. I get paid tomorrow anyway so as long as I have a few pennies in there to last me the night I'll be fine.

I'm going to go back to listening to CocoRosie's The Adventures of Ghosthorse and Stillborn on loop and get some writing done. Noam and Elliot are currently sitting in Elliot's rooftop sunflower garden and discussing the history of nautical exploration. I really need to go check in on them.

This is my Chekov/Sulu icon. I felt it was appropriate, because after spending the afternoon writing about Noam and Elliot's gentle courtly love, I decided to go wander off for some fanfic. And I just read the greatest story that has ever been written in the history of fandom.

Chekov and Sulu Go to White Castle by withthepilot, Chekov/Sulu, Kirk/McCoy, NC17
Sulu wakes up in the middle of nowhere, a.k.a. a seedy motel in New Jersey, in the year 2009. But that's not the only thing that's changed since yesterday.

It's crack. It's porn. It's Harold and Kumar meets Star Trek. It's the greatest thing I've ever seen. It also reminds me, holy shit, I have so much fanfiction to write.

( An itemized list of fic. )

Mystery solved.