HAVE AN AWESOME HOLIDAY EVERYONE

Title: Permission to Speak Freely
Author:eldritchhorrors
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Lots of cussin'
Word Count: about 5,500
Summary:

Bones has no truck with the holidays, so Jim introduces him to a new one, with one major feature: The Airing of the Grievances.

Bones.

Airing his grievances.

Jim knew this would be an epic Festivus.

A/N: I had three betas, because I'm special(and late.) This fic's existence owes more to blcwriter, sangueuk, and janice_lester than me. They are awesome, with mad last-minute beta skills. Plus, I'd totally do them. Any mistakes are my own. If I was making money off this all my school bills would be paid and I'd be eating better than ramen and skater surprise.

Ho Fucking Ho

I am finally calmish.

I'm not sure what it's doing outside, but it's supposed to be pretty nasty with ice and snow and snowy ice and icy snow and stuff.

Danielle and I walked to Whole Foods and got a bottle of wine, then drank it and ate truffles and watched X-Files. It was awesome, and like old Williamsburg times except better. But I always forget how incredibly tired wine makes me, and I'm surprised both that I'm still awake and that it's not after midnight yet.

So anyway, my holiday break started when I ran away from work at 4:30 today and will extend...until maybe Friday morning. I'm so okay with that.

I have many stories to read, a cage to clean, dishes to wash and Beth gave me the G-Force storybook which I told the pigs I was going to read to them whether they liked it or not. Mmm day off.

I'm sorry that a lot of cards are going to be late, and I do have a lot of thanks to bestow for all the ones I've received - they've made a ridiculous month much more bearable.

And suddenly my nose is running. I think it might be bedtime.

My law finals are done, my Yuletide was actually done in plenty of time before the deadline thanks to my awesome BFF, and I feel so free~

And I have snowflakes on my profile page, which, thank you people so much! :D! I am actually really sad I missed the day they went out, because man would I have been all over that.

I have just been so happy recently, except for the two hours I spent at the mall yesterday when I wanted to kill myself (so FYI everyone who is getting presents is getting them late this year, because I am not shopping again until I am very sure that everyone is back at work), but that went away almost instantaneously when I got home. I have so much free time! I can actually go back and read all the fic people have written in the past year! I can watch the Muppet's Christmas Carol, aka the greatest holiday movie of all time, incredibly creepy ghost of the past notwithstanding!

Also, I finally have to catch up on my TV! I am behind on Sanctuary, Merlin and Legend of the Seeker - so basically this break is going to be good for me in terms of really terrible television. Also, it will be nice to have a chance to read books that are entertaining instead of full of terribly written legislation.

In terms of productive things I have also done, I finally responded to all the comments in my e-mail! However, I did this by basically just deleting everything from over six months ago in a fit of shame, so I'm not really sure that counts in any significant way. BUT 2010 IS A NEW YEAR AND I CAN TOTALLY JUST START ANEW, IT WILL BE GREAT!

Title: The Bee’s Knees
Author: royal_chandler
Rating: R for language
Word Count: 1,443 MW
Summary: One of the boys is stung.
Disclaimer: I don’t own these two, sadly enough.

The color of Chris’ eyes is light and Karl feels something warm swell inside of him as the magnificent blue softens.

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All at my journal.

It's the holidays and I've been slackin'. Here, I bring you some Nimoy, Choverlord, and TNG awesome.

( Leonard Nimoy and wife susan at the United States Artists announcement of its 50 USA fellowships for 2009 )

( John Cho at the premiere of Clooney's 'Up in the Air' )

( Winona Ryder on the set of her new film 'Black Swan' )

( Wil Wheaton and Levar Burton at the epic crazy release party for the 'Family Guy Something, Something, Something, Dark Side' DVD )


LeVar Burton attends the 'Family Guy Something, Something, Something, Dark Side' DVD release party on December 12, 2009 in Beverly Hills, California.

Can I just say? LeVar Burton's daughter is gorgeous!

For those who don't follow wil Wheaton's Twitter or blog, do take a moment to read the hilarity that is his epic post about this DVD launch party. Highlights include Seth McFarlane serenading his guests in full rat pack regalia, an ice sculpture of Stewie as Darth Vader, and a touching close encounter with the composer of TNG's soundtrack. Attendees apparently included people like the Shamwow Guy and Paris Hilton. I'M NOT JOKING.

Title: "Switch" (45/?)
Author: ceres_libera
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The life and times of Leonard H. McCoy MD/PhD … If Leonard McCoy's life could get any fucking weirder, it would be … Jesus, he didn't even want to think what that could possibly mean, because it's already been too fucking weird to make any kind of rational sense.
Canon: Based in the ST:XI universe, but strongly influenced by all canon ST-verses.
Characters: McCoy/Kirk, with eventual appearances by all other ST:XI characters.
Disclaimer: Not mine, but I thank Gene Roddenberry, Paramount and JJ Abrams for the inspiration.

Switch 45/?

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Ugh, the mobile phone. I remember when people had to wait until a reasonable time to call you because they figured you wouldn't be home. But now days people just say, "Oh, I'll call her on her cell phone!" at any friggin' time they feel like it.

Don't reach out an touch me. Dang.

I should probably give up chocolate though just to help me lose weight. lol