Yes, I choose to live in a world where David Bowie is The Sovereign of The Guild of Calamitous Intent and he used to date Adrian Veidt. You should try it sometime. Also, I encourage you not to take this story seriously.

Title: This Vicious Cabaret
Author: eonism
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Not mine
Characters/Pairings: Adrian Veidt (Ozymandias)/David Bowie (The Sovereign)
Word Count: 1,256
Author's notes: This is technically a crossover between Watchmen and The Venture Brothers, if only for the fact that The Guild of Calamitous Intent exists in this story. You don't have to watch The Venture Brothers to get it, just be aware that this particular David Bowie is really a shape-shifting super villian. And he used to hang out at Studio 54 with Ozymandias.
Summary: Adrian first meets David in the summer of the Studio’s opening, introduced by Mick and Bianca. Everyone here is mutual friends, by some association or another. It’s this sense of inherent familiarity that makes it so easy to get lost here.

( Adrian Veidt likes Studio 54, to his own surprise. )

This was entirely too much fun to write.