Title: The green grass and blue southern sky
Author: eonism
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Not mine. I'm just here for the lulz.
Characters/Pairings: Kirk/McCoy (Star Trek XI)
Word Count: 2,484
Author's Notes: Betaed by tracker_lucifer, all other mistakes are my own.
Summary: They come back to Georgia in the summer, when they can spare the time. Right after Joanna gets out of school, just when the synthetic gravity begins to settle in Leonard’s joints enough for him to notice and Jim, for all his fussing about missing His Ship, could use some real earth under his boot heels and some fresh air for a change.

( Jim may know a thing or two about captaining a starship, but doesn’t know much about summers in Georgia. )

Because tokyoghoststory wanted me to do something dirtybadwrong. With Gary Mitchell. I did the best I could.

Title: Poker-face
Author: eonism
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: Not mine. I'm just here for the lulz.
Characters/Pairings: Jim Kirk/Leonard McCoy/Gary Mitchell (Star Trek XI)
Word Count: 5,632
Warnings: Threesome, potential dubious consent issues
Author's notes: Written for tokyoghoststory. Beta'd by tracker_lucifer, who held my hand every step of the way. Any other mistakes are my own.
Summary: It starts four beers in, when Jim Kirk’s fresh out of poker chips and three-hundred credits in the hole.

( I figured it out after Deneb IV, but had to see it for myself. )

*hides under the couch*

I've finally overcome my fear of writing Chekov/Sulu fic. And I did it with porn.

Yeah, I don't even knows what that means, really. However, I'm stupidly happy with how it came out so I'm going to burn all your eyes with it.

Title: In closed spaces
Author: eonism
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: Not mine. I'm just here for the lulz.
Characters/Pairings: Chekov/Sulu (Star Trek XI)
Word Count: 551
Author's notes: Requested by/written for firestormroses.
Summary: Sometimes it’s good, just like this. Between shifts in their quarters, in those twilight hours between Hikaru’s coming and Pavel’s going, marked only by the computer’s tracking of the liquid passage of time in deep space.

( Whatever happens next, this, at least, will be enough. )

Burn damn you. Burn.

Title: These matters of trust
Author: eonism
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: Not mine. I'm just here for the lulz.
Characters/Pairings: Kirk/McCoy (Star Trek XI)
Word Count: 3,178
Warnings: Bondage
Summary: Kirk doesn’t ask why. The why isn’t important, or the how or the when or the nagging details of whom he’s done this with. He just knows McCoy needs it and he wants to give it to him, and that’s enough.

( I want you to trust me. )

Title: Feel the teeth in your bones
Author: eonism
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: Not mine. I'm just here for the lulz.
Characters/Pairings: Kirk/McCoy (Star Trek XI)
Word Count: 1,395
Summary: It was just a training flight, and this was just a panic attack. Space sickness, nothing he couldn’t handle. A case of mild dizziness, heart palpitations, nausea; a slideshow of textbook definitions and medical data thrumming beneath his skin with every vibration of cold steel under his feet. That’s why he shouldn’t have listened to Kirk, whose hand fell on his thigh to rub it through the coarse fabric of his trousers, jerking his chin in the direction of the tiny bathroom in the back of the shuttle.

( Look at me, Bones. )

Title: Getting to heaven when you're going down
Author: eonism
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer: Not mine. I'm just here for the lulz.
Characters/Pairings: Kirk/McCoy (Star Trek XI)
Word Count: 1,041
Author's Notes: Request fic for tracker_lucifer.
Summary: “You can’t protect me on this one, Bones.” With his battered face and earnest sincerity, Kirk looks his age. In no position to captain a starship or to run off to stop Nero, save the planet and come home a hero. It all seems wrong somehow, but if he knows that, Kirk says nothing.

( McCoy doesn’t have to turn around to know that Kirk’s in the doorway. )

Title: All your history's like fire from a busted gun
Author: eonism
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: Not mine. I'm just here for the lulz
Characters/Pairings: Kirk/McCoy
Word Count: 9,127
Author's Notes: Betaed by tracker_lucifer, who has my limitless gratitude for putting up with me every step of the way through this fic.
Summary: There are times that the relationship between Jim Kirk and Leonard McCoy is just about the sex. Sometimes it isn't, even if it takes a long time to figure it out for themselves. This is the story of five times that it wasn't about sex, and one time that they finally get it right.

( The first time Bones doesn't ask questions. )
( The first time Bones swallows. )
( The first time Bones doesn't leave the next morning. )
( The first time they figure it out. )
( The first time Jim loses. )
( Not the first or the last. )

Title: A thousand miles away
Author: eonism
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine. I'm just here for the lulz.
Characters/Pairings: Kirk/McCoy, Joanna McCoy (Star Trek XI)
Word Count: 1,848
Summary: It’s raining again in Georgia. Sequel to Under the same stars.

( Joanna McCoy is six-years-old. )

Title: Better left unsaid
Author: eonism
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: Not mine. I'm just here for the lulz.
Characters/Pairings: Kirk/McCoy (Star Trek XI)
Word Count: 3,094
Warnings: Spanking
Summary: They both like control. Jim knows Bones well enough to see this in him as he does in himself. It’s just the race to see who wants it more.

( All Jim really knows is that it’s driving him crazy just thinking about it. )

Title: Under the same stars
Author: eonism
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: Not mine. I'm just here for the lulz.
Characters/Pairings: Kirk/McCoy (Star Trek XI)
Word Count: 8,630
Summary: Home is not a farmhouse in Riverside, Iowa, with a long covered porch and white window shutters. Bones figures this out when Jim keeps talking about going to ‘my mom’s house’ for leave rather than ‘going home,’ but he doesn’t argue about it. It’s good to be on Earth again, any way he can get it.

( Bones doesn’t know what he expects of Winona Kirk. )

Title: Uncomplicated (4/4)
Author: eonism
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: Not mine. I'm just here for the lulz.
Characters/Pairings: Kirk/McCoy (Star Trek XI)
Word Count: 4,251
Summary: The prospect of life without Bones is confusing. It doesn’t make any sense to Jim after three years of being near him, in one capacity or another. Living with him, touching him, telling stories about bar fights and bad ideas and slipping between his sheets. To wake up one day and not have that constant in his life anymore just leaves him feeling cold.

( And even if he misses Bones, he isn’t going to pout about it. )

Title: Uncomplicated (3/4)
Author: eonism
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: Not mine. I'm just here for the lulz.
Characters/Pairings: Kirk/McCoy (Star Trek XI)
Word Count: 2,822
Summary: The next morning Jim wakes earlier than he wants to, his head still buzzing with the whiskey and the memories of Bones’ hands on him, and fumbles through the half-kitchen in his quarters for coffee. He dresses, assuring himself in the mirror it’s just the symptoms of being an asshole, and that Bones will get over it eventually. He always does. Three years of friendship and sex and spending too much time together tells him so.

( It’s been four days since Bones started avoiding him. )

Title: Uncomplicated (2/4)
Author: eonism
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: Not mine. I'm just here for the lulz.
Characters/Pairings: Kirk/McCoy (Star Trek XI)
Word Count: 2,801
Summary: It seems only right, he decides, to pay the doctor a visit, but not until after he resolves to rifle through Bones’ room for the bottle of Tennessee whiskey he keeps in the top shelf of his closet.

( Bones has been locked up in Sickbay pulling an all-nighter. )

Title: Uncomplicated (1/4)
Author: eonism
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: Not mine. I'm just here for the lulz.
Characters/Pairings: Kirk/McCoy (Star Trek XI)
Word Count: 2,377
Summary: Their relationship has always been uncomplicated. Friendship first, sharing rooms and classes and days in the academy together, then sex second. Whenever the situation, and the want, presented itself. They don’t have to discuss it, because it doesn’t need addressing. It’s comfortable. Like Bones’ body is comfortable, familiar and undemanding, and Jim likes having one person that he can go to at the end of the day, whether for a drink or a night in or honest and easy sex. He doesn’t want to change that.

( It’s been three weeks since they’ve been alone in a room together. )

Nite Owl. Rorschach. Sexytimes.

Oh hell yes I finally finished this story.

Title: Small complicated and imperfect
Author: eonism
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: Not mine. Otherwise that nasty business with Dr. Manhattan at Karnak? Never would've happened.
Characters/Pairings: Nite Owl II (Dan Drieberg)/Rorschach (Walter Kovacs)
Word Count: 2,277
Author's notes: Follows the events of Ten different ways.
Summary: It isn’t until a winter night in 1968 that something changes. This is something different. Something that is small and complicated and imperfect. This is what love looks like when you're Dan Drieberg and Walter Kovacs.

( Dan finds himself apologizing again. )

Yes, I choose to live in a world where David Bowie is The Sovereign of The Guild of Calamitous Intent and he used to date Adrian Veidt. You should try it sometime. Also, I encourage you not to take this story seriously.

Title: This Vicious Cabaret
Author: eonism
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Not mine
Characters/Pairings: Adrian Veidt (Ozymandias)/David Bowie (The Sovereign)
Word Count: 1,256
Author's notes: This is technically a crossover between Watchmen and The Venture Brothers, if only for the fact that The Guild of Calamitous Intent exists in this story. You don't have to watch The Venture Brothers to get it, just be aware that this particular David Bowie is really a shape-shifting super villian. And he used to hang out at Studio 54 with Ozymandias.
Summary: Adrian first meets David in the summer of the Studio’s opening, introduced by Mick and Bianca. Everyone here is mutual friends, by some association or another. It’s this sense of inherent familiarity that makes it so easy to get lost here.

( Adrian Veidt likes Studio 54, to his own surprise. )

This was entirely too much fun to write.

You can thank tracker_lucifer for this being posted at all. She dragged me kicking and screaming through this fic, proofread every possible version, and forced encouraged me to put it up. Otherwise I'd throw it in my fire place and bury the ashes, because trying to figure out how to write Rorschach prior to 1975 fucking blows.

Title: Ten different ways
Author: eonism
Rating: PG13 (lol)
Disclaimer: Not mine. Otherwise that nasty business with Dr. Manhattan at Karnak? Never would've happened.
Characters/Pairings: Nite Owl II (Dan Drieberg)/Rorschach (Walter Kovacs)
Word Count: 2,223
Author's notes: Checked for typoes until I was banging my head against the wall. Probably missed some though. Also, my first completed attempt at writing Watchmen fanfiction. Hold me.
Summary: It’s some time in 1966 that something slips. There are ten different ways it can happen. These are the eight steps it takes to get there.

( There are things that they just don’t talk about. )

I hope this fic isn't as bad as I think it is?

Ever stop to wonder why Peter seemed so chipper when he and Mo went to the bar to get HRG at the end of last week's episode? Or just what they were doing outside the whole time? Well, now you'll know.

Title: Never quite enough
Author: eonism
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: Everything belongs to NBC. I'm just having a laugh at their expense
Characters/Pairings: Peter/Mohinder
Word Count: 2,128
Author's notes: During the events of 3x16. Direct sequel to The hotel song
Summary: Something like a smile sloped in the corner of Peter’s mouth. “Don’t get too comfortable,” he said, a hand making its way to Mohinder’s shoulder from across the driver's side of the bench seat. “We wait for Matt’s signal then we’re in, remember?”

( The plan was as good as anything else they’d come up with. )

I read through it three times for errors, but I'm half blind so I probably missed some. My bad.

The first Heroes fic I've written since July. And it's porn, too. You're welcome.

Title: The hotel song
Author: eonism
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: Everything belongs to NBC. I'm just having a laugh at their expense
Characters/Pairings: Peter/Mohinder
Word Count: 3,555
Author's notes: Between the events of 3x15 and 3x16. Spoilers for current volume? Perhaps
Summary: He heard his name behind the creak of door hinges. When Mohinder lifted his head to turn Peter was in the doorway. His hair was wet and he’d changed shirts, from the black sweater he’s worn for three counties to a white t-shirt that’s too tight in the shoulders. Mohinder swallowed.

( The bed was too small for sex. )

Beta'd to the best of my abilities, e.g., until I went cross-eyed and gave up. If I missed something just poke me, I'll fix it.

Title: What friends are for
Rating: R
Pairing/characters: Dale/Saul
Warning(s): Language, drug use, gay -- um, you saw the movie, right?

( It wasn't even that big a deal. )