This didn't come out quite as I'd intended, but it was still entirely too much fun to do.

Title: Trap
Rating: R (death, rape and demonic sex, 8D)
Pairing: Lucifer/John, John/Balthazar
Summary: The world slipped away into a sea of blood and heat and bones, and John only smirked.
A/N: Requested by/written for arch_duke

( angels bleed from the tainted touch of my caress )

I've been told that this was one of the more partcularly nasty requests I've fufilled this week, but I know some people out there who still read this pairing so...

Too bad, :D

Title: Sacrilege
Rating: NC17 -- rape, torture, buttsecks with the devil. Um, yay?
Pairing: Lucifer/John Constantine (movie!verse)
Summary: From the foot of the bed the devil had smiled.
A/N: Requested by/written for tattooedraven for the kink!meme.

( Sacrilegious was a good way to put it. )

Coming up:
Homodrama, shaving, and nurses in drag. Huzzuh.