About 50 of you wanted icons, if I recall correctly. I'll just leave these right here.

Title: The green grass and blue southern sky
Author: eonism
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Not mine. I'm just here for the lulz.
Characters/Pairings: Kirk/McCoy (Star Trek XI)
Word Count: 2,484
Author's Notes: Betaed by tracker_lucifer, all other mistakes are my own.
Summary: They come back to Georgia in the summer, when they can spare the time. Right after Joanna gets out of school, just when the synthetic gravity begins to settle in Leonard’s joints enough for him to notice and Jim, for all his fussing about missing His Ship, could use some real earth under his boot heels and some fresh air for a change.

( Jim may know a thing or two about captaining a starship, but doesn’t know much about summers in Georgia. )

Because tokyoghoststory wanted me to do something dirtybadwrong. With Gary Mitchell. I did the best I could.

Title: Poker-face
Author: eonism
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: Not mine. I'm just here for the lulz.
Characters/Pairings: Jim Kirk/Leonard McCoy/Gary Mitchell (Star Trek XI)
Word Count: 5,632
Warnings: Threesome, potential dubious consent issues
Author's notes: Written for tokyoghoststory. Beta'd by tracker_lucifer, who held my hand every step of the way. Any other mistakes are my own.
Summary: It starts four beers in, when Jim Kirk’s fresh out of poker chips and three-hundred credits in the hole.

( I figured it out after Deneb IV, but had to see it for myself. )

*hides under the couch*

I've finally overcome my fear of writing Chekov/Sulu fic. And I did it with porn.

Yeah, I don't even knows what that means, really. However, I'm stupidly happy with how it came out so I'm going to burn all your eyes with it.

Title: In closed spaces
Author: eonism
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: Not mine. I'm just here for the lulz.
Characters/Pairings: Chekov/Sulu (Star Trek XI)
Word Count: 551
Author's notes: Requested by/written for firestormroses.
Summary: Sometimes it’s good, just like this. Between shifts in their quarters, in those twilight hours between Hikaru’s coming and Pavel’s going, marked only by the computer’s tracking of the liquid passage of time in deep space.

( Whatever happens next, this, at least, will be enough. )

Burn damn you. Burn.

Title: These matters of trust
Author: eonism
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: Not mine. I'm just here for the lulz.
Characters/Pairings: Kirk/McCoy (Star Trek XI)
Word Count: 3,178
Warnings: Bondage
Summary: Kirk doesn’t ask why. The why isn’t important, or the how or the when or the nagging details of whom he’s done this with. He just knows McCoy needs it and he wants to give it to him, and that’s enough.

( I want you to trust me. )

Title: Feel the teeth in your bones
Author: eonism
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: Not mine. I'm just here for the lulz.
Characters/Pairings: Kirk/McCoy (Star Trek XI)
Word Count: 1,395
Summary: It was just a training flight, and this was just a panic attack. Space sickness, nothing he couldn’t handle. A case of mild dizziness, heart palpitations, nausea; a slideshow of textbook definitions and medical data thrumming beneath his skin with every vibration of cold steel under his feet. That’s why he shouldn’t have listened to Kirk, whose hand fell on his thigh to rub it through the coarse fabric of his trousers, jerking his chin in the direction of the tiny bathroom in the back of the shuttle.

( Look at me, Bones. )

Title: Getting to heaven when you're going down
Author: eonism
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer: Not mine. I'm just here for the lulz.
Characters/Pairings: Kirk/McCoy (Star Trek XI)
Word Count: 1,041
Author's Notes: Request fic for tracker_lucifer.
Summary: “You can’t protect me on this one, Bones.” With his battered face and earnest sincerity, Kirk looks his age. In no position to captain a starship or to run off to stop Nero, save the planet and come home a hero. It all seems wrong somehow, but if he knows that, Kirk says nothing.

( McCoy doesn’t have to turn around to know that Kirk’s in the doorway. )

Friday night was invented for the sole purpose of sitting around listening to David Bowie and catching up on Star Trek fanfiction. And also kicking the shit out of trash cans, but um. That's another matter entirely.

everything you had and what was left after that (NC-17) by re_white
Jim learns fast that very few people get off on having a partner who can't.

Hairy Ankles, Helicopters, and Other Romantic Tales (R) by driftingartist and dochii
What started off as a joss at bad fic and boredom from lack of porn, became an amazing adventure filled with laughs, and love...

Five Reasons Why McCoy Loves Kirk and the One Reason Why Someday He's Going to Rip Out Kirk's Heart and Eat It (NC17) by spikeface
Mirror!Kirk is not a nice guy so why does Mirror!McCoy love him?

Yes, around here we have two speeds: Crack and pornography. That's just how it goes.

So. Apparently somebody at ontd_startrek has made DVD quality .gifs of Star Trek XI. You know what that means.



( It's time for a .gif spam of the Kirk/McCoy persuasion. )

I feel like writing Kirk/McCoy porn. Should I go raid a kink meme for prompts, or does anybody out there have any requests? I'm game for anything right now. I just need to get back on the fic-writing horse.

You know what time it is? Time for a TOS K/Mc picspam.



( Let the manlove beckon you inside. )

Next time: Nanananamovie caps.

( 17 icons + 3 graphics )

‘We could have been blackmailed,’ he recalled, but he was guilty of little more than cracking up and being the frequent target of Shatner’s habit of kissing men on the mouth.

-From Sawdust to Stardust: The Biography of DeForest Kelley, Star Trek’s Dr. McCoy

I just kinda squeed a little. Sorry. *wipes it off your monitor*

I've started scribbling down scenes for the next three or so installments in the Small Towns Kill short story series. I also wrote the first two pages of a rough draft to a werewolf story I'm working on. Somewhere in the world Noam and Elliot are sitting under a grand piano being adorable. I have entirely too much going on.

It's my day off. I'm going to finish a project proposal for Josh, then sit around on my ass doing nothing.

You know what today needs? A big righteous .gif post of my Star Trek OTP. That's what's happening next.



( Let the eyesex welcome you inside. )

You're welcome.

Title: All your history's like fire from a busted gun
Author: eonism
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: Not mine. I'm just here for the lulz
Characters/Pairings: Kirk/McCoy
Word Count: 9,127
Author's Notes: Betaed by tracker_lucifer, who has my limitless gratitude for putting up with me every step of the way through this fic.
Summary: There are times that the relationship between Jim Kirk and Leonard McCoy is just about the sex. Sometimes it isn't, even if it takes a long time to figure it out for themselves. This is the story of five times that it wasn't about sex, and one time that they finally get it right.

( The first time Bones doesn't ask questions. )
( The first time Bones swallows. )
( The first time Bones doesn't leave the next morning. )
( The first time they figure it out. )
( The first time Jim loses. )
( Not the first or the last. )

I don't know how it's taken me this long to make icons.

18 assorted Chris/Karl and/or Kirk/McCoy icons



( i get my lovin on the run )

Title: A thousand miles away
Author: eonism
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine. I'm just here for the lulz.
Characters/Pairings: Kirk/McCoy, Joanna McCoy (Star Trek XI)
Word Count: 1,848
Summary: It’s raining again in Georgia. Sequel to Under the same stars.

( Joanna McCoy is six-years-old. )

This is my Chekov/Sulu icon. I felt it was appropriate, because after spending the afternoon writing about Noam and Elliot's gentle courtly love, I decided to go wander off for some fanfic. And I just read the greatest story that has ever been written in the history of fandom.

Chekov and Sulu Go to White Castle by withthepilot, Chekov/Sulu, Kirk/McCoy, NC17
Sulu wakes up in the middle of nowhere, a.k.a. a seedy motel in New Jersey, in the year 2009. But that's not the only thing that's changed since yesterday.

It's crack. It's porn. It's Harold and Kumar meets Star Trek. It's the greatest thing I've ever seen. It also reminds me, holy shit, I have so much fanfiction to write.

( An itemized list of fic. )

Title: Better left unsaid
Author: eonism
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: Not mine. I'm just here for the lulz.
Characters/Pairings: Kirk/McCoy (Star Trek XI)
Word Count: 3,094
Warnings: Spanking
Summary: They both like control. Jim knows Bones well enough to see this in him as he does in himself. It’s just the race to see who wants it more.

( All Jim really knows is that it’s driving him crazy just thinking about it. )

Title: Under the same stars
Author: eonism
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: Not mine. I'm just here for the lulz.
Characters/Pairings: Kirk/McCoy (Star Trek XI)
Word Count: 8,630
Summary: Home is not a farmhouse in Riverside, Iowa, with a long covered porch and white window shutters. Bones figures this out when Jim keeps talking about going to ‘my mom’s house’ for leave rather than ‘going home,’ but he doesn’t argue about it. It’s good to be on Earth again, any way he can get it.

( Bones doesn’t know what he expects of Winona Kirk. )